No more almost running over a threesome instead of the threesome, police investigations. It's not like you threesome once and the next thing you know you're in a poly relationship with Tim and another man. I've had threesomes before and would love to have one with my boyfriend. And that's when you break out the sexy, dirty text messages to keep that fire burning. STD's, threesome's, infidelity and fun goes hand in hand with this mischievous circle of connection.